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Dead Man « Thread Started on Oct 26, 2003, 10:32am »
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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Re: Dead Man « Reply #1 on Jun 3, 2004, 9:52pm »
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
lol! That's some funny stuff! I always love picturing this happening.
You know, they should make a movie called "Joke". It just has a punch of seens based on jokes like this one. That would be just the ritz yo!
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