Joined: Apr 2004 Gender: Male Posts: 11 Location: Illinois
Re: Dead Man « Result #2 on Jun 3, 2004, 9:52pm »
Quote:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
lol! That's some funny stuff! I always love picturing this happening.
You know, they should make a movie called "Joke". It just has a punch of seens based on jokes like this one. That would be just the ritz yo!
Joined: Apr 2004 Gender: Male Posts: 11 Location: Illinois
Re: Nintendo Cafe « Result #5 on May 31, 2004, 8:02pm »
It's a nice site really, he just needs 50 members so we can keep a semi-constant discussion going on. Come and join if you are interested. I'm signed up as "McKaffee" there.
Joined: Apr 2004 Gender: Male Posts: 11 Location: Illinois
Re: Linux will Take Over « Result #6 on May 31, 2004, 7:44pm »
Think of Windows being on one end, and Unix being on the other end. Linux would be right around the middle.
I can see Mandrake Linux really crapping up MS with servers, but that's about it. Really, Windows is improving faster than Linux. Gamers really don't go with Linux, and that what will keep Linux from taking over the world; more and more gamers are emerging by the weeks, with faster, higher-definition video accelerators coming out.
Joined: Apr 2004 Gender: Male Posts: 11 Location: Illinois
Re: AMD will cause Intel to go bankrupt « Result #7 on May 31, 2004, 7:40pm »
Actually, the P4 3.4 GHz Extreme Edition beat the Athlon 64 FX-51, but then the Athlon 64 FX-53 came back to kill the 3.4 EE. Either way, I don't think Intel will go bankrupt ever, but I can definitely see AMD taking over (that is, if MS and HP quits making so many sly deals with them and everything).
Joined: Apr 2004 Gender: Male Posts: 11 Location: Illinois
Great PC Tune-Up/Error-Correction/etc. Software « Result #8 on May 31, 2004, 7:29pm »
This is a list of all the PC tune-up, error-correction, privacy & security, and performance-enhancing software I have that is a great way to keep you system optimized fully to its potential, safe from viruses, worms, trojans, and other offenses/offenders, and reliable & stable.
Registry Mechanic 3.0 (corrects errors, prevents crashes, all to improve performance, reliability, and stability) Diskeeper 8.0 (keeps system optimized speed-wise) Spy-Bot Search & Destroy 1.3 (removes offensive spyware. TOTALLY FREE!) Trend Micro Internet Security (Program Version 11.20, TOTALLY FREE!), but I recommend you use Norton Anti-Virus 2004 instead, or even BOTH! SpywareBlaster 3.1 (removes offensive ActiveX controls, TOTALLY FREE!)
Joined: Apr 2004 Gender: Male Posts: 11 Location: Illinois
CPU's... « Result #9 on May 31, 2004, 7:19pm »
Which do you prefer, AMD or Intel?
I myself prefer AMD, due to its outstanding efficiency in comparision to Intel P4's (P3's were actually more efficient than P4's as far as getting more work done per clock cycle).
Joined: Apr 2004 Gender: Male Posts: 11 Location: Illinois
Re: Your PC specs « Result #10 on May 31, 2004, 7:13pm »
My current system:
AMD Athlon XP 2500+ (Barton iteration, operates @ ~1.83 GHz core-clock) 2 x 512 MB Kingston 400 MHz ValuRAM (1 GB total, in Dual-Channel mode to run at 800 MHz effectively) Asus A7N8X-2 mobo (nVidia nForce 2 SPP core-logic chipset) 21" HP CRT 300W Sparkle PS (I'm going to upgrade to PC Power & Cooling's TurboCool 425W Deluxe soon) MS Blue Optical Mouse Lite-On 52x/32x/52x CD-RW Toshiba 16X DVD-ROM MS SideWinder joystick $20 4.1 speaker rig 320K DSL (256K DSL, boosted up by 25%) Sapphire Radeon 9600 Pro 128 MB 8X AGP MS Windows XP: Home, with Plus! for Windows XP